Color-in-Dreams

07Jul09

Pomegranate thoughts drip from my mouth to the ears of a provolone-ly moon-faced man with gaping wisdom-tooth-sized-cavities with roots deep in impracticalities. Like: the inevitable nature of  sleep and dreams, my pillow sours. A flushed cheek turns cool wondering at the thing, the monster lurking near the drinking glass… a tinge of a dream that [...]

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Brian Hall is Missing

07Jul09

I slid in the mud–voices on t.v. floated out the window, my owww an unnoticed howel to the hungry hangnail-moon. AIM yrs l8ter: OMG WTF EVER HAPPENED 2 BRIAN HALL? but that night broken glass was embedded in my foot. A long deep cut, bloody foot gushing on wet blades of grass… he chased me [...]

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Apple Blossom Time (live)

02Jul09

there is no one sexier than jack white. i just thought i would share this and give you an idea why the white stripes have been my favorite band since i was like 15 years old and i saw the dead leaves video on late night mtv and watched the stripes on conan when he [...]

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Laundry

02Jul09

Is it called that because you used to have to hang your laundry over your “lawn” to dry? Is this yet another example of the power of folk-etymology on the transformation of slang into language or simply a happy accident? You be the judge! (or I could look up the origins of the word) hmm [...]

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02Jul09

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Last Day of June

01Jul09

It is beautiful outside, especially for an Iowa summer. We are just breaking into July which means fireworks! I hope nobody blows their hands off but you can never be sure… I’m drinking (slightly) if you call two beers (one shotgunned) and a strawberry margarita slightly drinking… I have never been a heavy drinker but [...]

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