Face(book) Your Family

I go to visit grandmother and all I see are farms… “Is anyone else having troubles getting their baby ducks to transform into different ones? I’ve had some troubles and they won’t switch. Have a lot of troubles don’t know why I get people to click and get seven names and then I can’t get […]

Patiently Waiting For Your Attention

Please be patient and wait until the end. You will see your degree go down by degrees in the sea of commitment and judgment we have been in for a decade or so. I sense there is already conflict occurring there. Hence by sufficient assembly we can re-weigh our options. Liability is cause for public […]

Spam-Topia

Reform a certain name, title this speech in order to define change from far far away… Divide a flower: its ends indicate particular laughter… Get your priorities back! Be a kind of domestic thing! Sit still, peel your skin anyway, front teeth, formally white, now… transfer with a friend to the floor. Link reactions, investigate […]

Recycled Lines

How dear I make my own memories seem when I bask in the warmth of… sorry, I am rambling on once more… It’s very sad how some people abuse animals, thanks for letting me vent, Sara. Wow, congrats! This is a wonderful and beautifully written way to explain things. The fact that you’re a little […]

YouTube: Commericals and Zombies!

This is your friendly neighborhood YouTuber and like all things my affections can be purchased with your loyal viewing of my horrifyingly lame videos. Come on down and tell ’em blastedgoat sent ya but I think it’s only fair to warn you that by reading this or viewing my videos you are, in effect, selling […]

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